The United States of President Lyndon Baines Johnson is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Johnson with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 15.912 billion Johnsonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Johnson City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The President Lyndon Baines Johnsonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,184 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 74,425 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

You can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that President Lyndon Baines Johnson will pay them to stop, and almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. President Lyndon Baines Johnson's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

President Lyndon Baines Johnson is ranked 85,072^nd in the world and 4,276^th in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 18.99 kickbacks per hour.